Memorial to the Hat

Goodbye my favorite sheepskin hat ever. I'm so sorry I was negligent. I'm so sorry i took you to the store and took you off. I'm so sorry I put you in my bad and dropped you somewhere. I'm so sorry no one gave it to the lost and found. I hope the person that took you really really needed you. I hope the person that took you feels bad and takes you back to the mall and gives you to the information desk so I can get you back. You were the most perfect hat ever. I bought you more than 10 years ago while serving a mission in Novosibirsk, Russia. You have always kept my head warm and you were so cute. I loved wearing you, you were so soft. I miss you. I need to buy a new hat now and i will never be able to find a better hat than you. You were one of a kind. I bought you from a man on the street in Russia (maybe stolen from someone else???) No matter, you were mine for so many years. You were so good to me. I hope you will be good to the person who has you now, I hope they appreciate you.

Good bye forever.....